Grace + Kelly to Play Four Seasons Total Landscaping

The Four Seasons Total Landscaping is no longer just for your landscaping and the occasional president’s press conference. In fact, the sex shop and crematorium deal in the Philadelphia area will host a concert with Laura Jane Grace and Brendan Kelly.

The little shop in Philadelphia’s Holmesburg neighborhood went to hilarious fame last November when Donald Trump’s attorney Rudy Guiliani hosted a press conference outside the company’s garage door in the parking lot to share the presidential election results challenge strategy and ballot counting procedure. Given the unusual location for a press conference and the fact that the company has a name for an upscale hotel, many suspected a scheduling error and jokes abounded about the event.

Both musicians had a little fun teasing the announcement online, as seen below, before making official statements about the show.

“This will be the first and last time Brendan and I play in front of a landscaping company and we promise it will be better than this MAGA crap show,” said Grace of the concert, which will be held in Philadelphia on August 21st .

“Ever since seeing my personal hero Rudy Giuliani humiliate himself at Four Seasons Total Landscaping for the good of the nation, I knew I wanted to go there and follow in his footsteps, then shop at the porn store, and finally move away from this mortal. ” coiled up by being cremated in the neighboring crematorium, “added Kelly.” History is not often exposed, but Laura and I will do so in this most sacred political and mulching ground. “

The show is scheduled for August 21st. Tickets are on sale at this location today at 12N ET. And for those unable to travel to Philadelphia’s hottest new venue but still want the jersey, you can pick one up here.

You can also experience Kelly on his summer tour with the dates listed below. Get ticket details here.

Brendan Kelly tour dates 2021

July 30th – Milwaukee, Wisconsin @ The Cooperage
July 31 – Green Bay, Wis. @ Badger State Brewing
August 1 – Minneapolis, Minn. @ Palmer’s Bar
Aug 2 – Iowa City, Iowa @ Big Grove Brewery
Aug 6 – Chicago, Illinois @ Cobra Lounge
Aug. 7 – St. Louis, Mon. @ Off Broadway
Aug 8 – Springfield, Mon. @ Springfield Brewing Co.
Aug 9 – Memphis, Tennessee @ Hi Tone
August 10 – Huntsville, Ala. @ Fractal Brewing
Aug 11 – Atlanta, Georgia @ Boggs Social
Aug 12 – Tallahassee, Florida @ The Bark
Aug 13 – Tampa, Florida @ The Bricks
Aug 14 – Gainesville, Florida @ Heartwood Soundstage
Aug 15 – Savannah, Georgia @ Riverside Lounge
Aug 16 – Wilmington, NC @ Reggies 42nd St.
Aug 17 – Norfolk, Virginia @ Taphouse Grill
Aug 18 – Harrisburg, Pennsylvania @ HMAC
Aug 19 – Brooklyn, NY @ Arrogant Swine
Aug 21 – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania @ Four Seasons Landscaping
Aug 21 – Renovo, Pennsylvania @ Heather’s Tofu Palace
Aug 22 – Cleveland, Ohio @ Hatfield’s

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